Billy Two Desks

Sometimes, dear eye listeners, a person is so very important that they get to have a second desk in a completely different building from the one they usually work in. At the moment your humble narrator is a multi-desk VIP.

Not only do I have two places of desking I also have about 1000 monitors. I need to look at many many things all at the same time. You can see some of them in the picture accompanying this typey. The picture is of my most recent desk. Next time I return to my usual place of sitting I will take a snap of the millions of monitors and computers I have over there.

I need to have desks in different buildings so when I do different types of clevers I can be around the right other clever people to help with my clevers. In my new desk I am trying to absorb computar clevers from the fine chaps of the Faculty Computing Brigade. Their customs are strange to us and I haven’t quite mastered their dialect but for the most part the natives of this region are a good bunch.

My biggest fear is that they will discover I am actually a Tech Services Spy sent to steal all their sekrets, GIGS and RAM. My cover is probably safe as long as the savages don’t have any internets.

If you don’t hear from me by sometime in March avenge my death.