The Music Room

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It has all the things I need to make the musics. A selection of guitars and basses, a clever pedal of wonder that simulates guitar and bass amps as well as being able to handle mics and preamp simulations, a couple of amplifiers, a computer all set up to record, a guitar that can be a banjo, sitar or any one of 20 odd other guitars.

I can’t seem to find the musical talent though. I have looked under the desk and in the box labelled ’stuff’.

When I sit down to play I can amuse myself for hours picking up each one of the instruments and playing with the sounds the pedal can make. What I can’t do is have the discipline to ‘write a song’.

I have zero singing ability and even less lyric writing ability which kind of has me stuck on instrumentals. I think a good instrumental piece probably requires better musical knowledge than what I got.

I got none musical theory. I wonder if I should acquire some.

I think I probably just need someone to jam with, if only there was room in the room for drums.

Oh by the way, if Mum and Dad read this when you come to stay this is the room you will be in. You can figure out where to sleep.

MMMmmmmmmm guitars. That rack thing there isn’t quite full. Maybe a couple more guitars….

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Why I just can’t bring myself to Tweet…

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…with the Twitters. If you don’t know what that means you aren’t going to be able to trick me into defining it so don’t even try.

There is some background to this and it comes from history. Fairly recent history in the grand scheme of things but many moons ago in my personal chronology.

When I was 16 and finished high school instead of doing ‘A’ Levels I went to an Art College and did a vocational qualification in Media. I wanted to be a journalist as I had enjoyed writing at school. This course offered intros to journalism, radio, photography and video so seemed like a perfect mix. In doing the course I got a real taste for video making, especially editing and went on to do an undergrad degree in Media and Communication.

What’s that got to do with anything? I’ll tell you laddy buck (feet off the seats please). 6 years of studying Media drummed some core concepts into my brain. The relevant one in this case is audience and audience reception. When creating any piece of media you have to consider who you are aiming it at. Who is your audience. I believe this heavily informs the way you create your content. You wouldn’t write a journalistic piece without some idea of who the intended publisher (and thus intended audience) is. When making videos as part of our written work we had to state which TV channel or what output purpose the piece was aimed at.

What does this have to do with Twitter? Oh just exactly everything. I have no idea who I am tweeting to or who I am tweeting as. You could probably analyse my history of tweets and see me struggling with the concept of audience. There was a patch of time where I used it as a semi-pro part time photographer, a brief period where I incorporated the stuff I was doing with editing/media technology, and some time where I just put personal stuff up.

Why do I struggle so much with Twitter? I happily use Facebook status updates and I share photos and blog links on there. I know who my potential audience on Facebook is. It’s my ‘friends’ (in the social media sense not real life chums necessarily). My Facebook friends are made up of family and friends back in the UK who want to hear about how I am going in Australia, work colleagues, people interested in my photography etc… Basically a group or AUDIENCE I understand.

My content via Facebook is varied and changeable and ultimately rewarding because different audience members at different times respond. A key part of this is that I am also part of the audience. The roles constantly changing from content creator to consumer to commenter. Get a good mix of this and you have interesting and dynamic communication going on. Some people lean toward one role or another, some people may never post photos they have taken, some people just do status updates, some people aggregate interesting links etc…

Why can’t I use Twitter like this? I can share photo’s, post links, join conversations just like Facebook. I’ve tried and I don’t feel like I am getting anything back. Twitter always feels like I am standing on the edge of something. It seems more time based than Facebook. Like I could get up in Australia and have missed everything that happen in the UK over night.

I don’t have many followers on there and when I do post a picture or blog link or something I get nothing back. I don’t really know who my audience is so I can’t just stand there shouting into the void hoping someone will listen. I was quite eager to use twitter as a way to communicate some photographers of note in the US who use it but every time I have tried to engage with them it seems like my voice has been drowned in the thousands of other people all shouting in their direction.

I have begun to see that you can be a passive twitter user in that you can use it as a live ‘news wire’ to follow trending topics and discussions on things that are going on. You could even, if you think you have the audience, become an aggregator or re-tweeter passing things you have followed to your own network thus spreading the information. I think I can use it like this and I need to have a look at who I follow and how I use things like the search tool to follow discussions but it is going to take me a while to find an audience and to feel like I can tweet myself.

For some reason I am not happy with the idea of audience-less communication. This blog has a very tiny audience of people I know and I am fine with that. I think it may be an audience of about 5 people some of who occasionally comment but in this context that is enough. If the people who follow me on Twitter engaged with me more I may feel the compulsion to use it more.

Massive apologies for accidental switchy to speaky normal for nearly an entire post. Very hard for me to word-type thinky things in nutbarTalk.

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August continues relentlessly…

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…it’s been a whole week since I’d realised it had snuck up on me! Work is going extremely busy at the moment with budgets and metadata and Final Cut Pro and about 17 zillion other time sucky things. I like to be busy as it stops me staring at the walls too much but sometimes I get so busy I can’t write blog posts first thing in the morning whilst I drink my coffee.

There are potentially some good things that may be happening at work including, but not limited to, me starting some discussions about doing a masters of some kind.

If you hadn’t noticed pictured is the cylon we bought a while ago, it’s a bad picture but a cool thing which cancels out.

In my ears I have been putting Jaco Pastorius who my wife doesn’t like. Here is a youtube (you can do a looking and a hearing with a youtube – its a kind of duotube) -

I very much like the noise of his bass. I am considering having the frets removed from my old bass to make fretless noises.

In other news many supressing fire has been laid down avec le Gabe of Beard and several waves of Horde on Gears of War 2 have been supressed, mortared and hammer of dawned all the way to the bank. I say news I mean ‘what I did most of Saturday’.

I also tried a demo of Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved on the Xbox 360. It is an awesome arcade style game that involves using one control stick to control movement and one to control direction of shooting. Shapes are what you shoot at and they are plentiful and mill about recklessly. At one point my brain kind of fused and my aiming and shooting locked into perfect symmetry which I was unable unlock from. Despite being told helpfully to ‘try shooting backwards’, by hippetyhop-star-of-the-future Gai.B.Real, my head cake dissolved into porridge. I had a right pain in the gulliver.

You can see a thing that looks just like playing except someone else is controlling you below:

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Slackerty Slack Slacker

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I have several fascinating posts for you that are sat in my ‘drafts’ awaiting pictures to accompany them.

There is one about toys, including a Cylon (calm yourself VP), and one about musical gadgets and new acquisitions. So two about toys. The picture shown here is from the archives and although it is of toys it isn’t of the new and cools.

If you can be patient then you can experience these posts as true multimedia nuggets rather than plain old boring wordy words. I may even makey noises with the music toys.

In other news, despite my best efforts, it appears to be August. This brings me one step closer to next April. The significance of next April? April 5th 2010 is the end of all things. On this day I will turn 30, collapse into a pile of dust and be swept away.

Nothing terribly exciting, other than awesome new music toys, happened last week which explains perhaps the lack of funny typey from me. Either that or I am just a Slackerty Slack Slacker.

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Brisbane

Did you go on the City Cat on Saturday? Yes I did, now stop following me freakcake.

We got up at the early on Saturday and decided to take the boat into town. Yes that is a real thing as any Brisbane-livers or havebeento-ers will know. It’s a bit of a stroll to the boat stop and then a zig zag up the river of about 30 minutes. Never having been on a City Cat before we sat up the front and enjoyed the bright and windy very sunny.

I took with me my little camera for snappy some building shots. This is what I seen with my electronic eye (click for making big):

In Brisbane we had coffee and a cookie and went to the guitar shop to look at basses. I haven’t really been to the guitar shops of Brisbane as I have neglected music in the few years I have been here. The big chain store in the mall had lots of stuff but seemed expensive. No real surprise there!

After guitar shop we had a look around Myer and amused ourselves muchly by looking at the digital camera stand. There were about 30 different models all powered up that you could try. We started having a look at the pictures on them which were mostly people pulling faces. Would love to take a laptop in and download them all!

We also went into the toy shop and bought a Cylon and a Bumblebee from Transformers Mr Potatoe head. Grand times. Will post seperatley one day about toys.

Dissapointed by the city chain music store we bussed it home and grabbed the car and zoomed over to a little shop near the Gabba. Much nicer place with a good selection of secondhand stuff. I had a plicky plucky on a Fender USA Jazz bass for a while but didn’t like it enough to spill money to the shop keep.

Later that night Hatface Gabe came over for a French film, Mexican food and then to suck badly at Gears of War 2 in horde mode.

An action packed Saturday.

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Sydney

brekkyI haven’t seen you in Brisbane ALL week?

Of course not silly head I am in Sydney. For SMPTE. I’m not even going to hyper link it. Google it. Most people won’t be interested. Conference + tradeshow is all you need to know. Broadcasty/TV’y/Filmy.

I am here on work stuff and I will have to do plenty of writing about the work stuff I saw when I get back to work so I am going to not go into much detail about it here.

You are more interested in what I had for breakfast, I know you are. If Sir/Madam would glace upways your eyes can see the yummy eggs benedict I had the morning we arrived. Very nicey. $11 dollarbucks bargain. I did intend on consuming this dish from a number of establishments, photographing each one and doing a review/round up of the best. I am afraid that even your rotund narrator cannot consume such a breakfast everyday dear eye-listeners. One day I just had toast. A bit fail and also a bit (health) win.

Sydney has been, at times, a little cold. Very sunny though. Would have been great to sit out on the balcony of the apartment here. We tried to do an openy on the slide-O-door but it is all bolty locked. My learned colleague, Bob Mattew, did a speaky with the reception desk who told him we aren’t allowed outside just in case we throw the furniture at passersby. We demanded to have all pictures of people enjoying their balconies removed from the website and print literature.

I keep getting off the lift at the wrong floor.

I also took some photos with my little Lumix LX3. Have a looksie: (you should clicky to see big)

Ceiling

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Normal Brisbane based gibberish to be resumed shortly. Coming soon – I spend all my dollar bucks on some wicked cool awesome noise-o-makers.

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Gnocchi

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It is very important that you know how nice the gnocchi wifeface and I had at The Lido last night was.

The bready starter was a major disappoint but the main, which I ignored several meat options to make choice of, was excellent.

It had sweet potato, broccoli and semi dried tomatoes in a creamy pestoy sauce. Many many taste nice. Because I am stupid and wasn’t wearing my blog hat or carrying my camera I epic failed to get you a photo. Which means I will have to go back and have it again. Damn shame.

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Links Episode part 1

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Am I right in thinking you are the only website on the interhighway? No Sir! You are an idiot, and your aroma is less than pleasing.

There are many many places on the interweb that have more awesome than this place. I thought perhaps I would do a sharing and learn you up about some other places you can visit.

In an effort to squeeze more than one post out of the blogging equivalent of a clips show (is it really?) today I will link you up to four people I know. Friends of mine.

Julian Kilsby – Photographer, Lecturer and shouty

I annoyed Julian for many many hours when I was starting out with my photography.I’ve always thought of him as a reluctant mentor. I still occasionally bombard him with photos for critique.

His work is exceptional. He shoots such a range of styles from interiors to monkeys,wolves and foxes, to fashion to travel to weddings. In fact if you are getting married in the UK you should hire him.

Originally, I think, a bit wary of the internet he can now be found in several places – all of which you should go looky if  you want to see some great photography.

As well as being a talented photographer he is a great singer. One of my favorite ever albums is by one of his bands. He also learned me about a great deal of music.

http://jmkphoto.blogspot.com/ < blog

http://www.jmkphoto.co.uk/ < commercial site

http://jmk.aminus3.com/ < photoblog

Dubber  – ‘lecturer, author, speaker and commentator on the music industry online.’

Andrew Dubber is online in far too many places to list them all. Google his name and you have to go many pages deep to stop finding links actually about him. Not many of us can boast that. I’m not even all of the links of the first page of results for my name. Damn you Geography Guy from Leeds!

Dubber is a great writer and has bucket loads of clever. Especially when it comes to music and all things online. We worked together in the UK on some research projects and if you have been paying attention you will realise he is the half of Dubber and Spoons Take The Bus that people wanted to listen to.

http://andrewdubber.com < blog

http://newmusicstrategies.com < online music clever

Mitch – aka ‘Viper Pilot’ – music, sci-fi, tech

If you work where I work then you know Mitch, he probably fixed the computer you are eyeballing at this very minute. When he isn’t making computers go he is a talented masher-upper-er of musics. If you have been listening carefully with your eyes to previous posts you will realise he DJ’s at Bootie Brisbane. He also finds time to blog, you should follow the link below:

http://viperpilot.wordpress.com/

Micheal Hills – Em: ‘Brisbane’s nicest photographer’

When I first got to Brisbane and joined a couple of local forums Em offered to chat with me in real life about Brisbane and photography. He bought me a coffee as well. As well as being a disgustingly talented photographer he is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. Literally dozens of aspiring photographers, models and make up artists will testify to this fact. Always up for a chat about photography and keen to share knowledge and skills Em is one of the driving forces behind an online community designed to encourage creative people, at what ever level, in the spirit of collaboration.

http://www.emphotography.com.au/ < photography portfolio


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My Two Wheeled Wife

Alana & Scooter

Did your wife just buy a scooter? Why yes Sir, she did indeed.

A few weeks ago Alana dragged me and Gabe to a scooter shop as some kind of punishment. It was probably because we were killing zombies too loud or something. It was called Scootopia and it had a man called Ben who we later saw on the telly. She asked many questions about scooters and scooting and decided she like the look of the Sym Retro. TV Ben gave her a voucher for a lesson which she had on Bootie Fail day.

With her noggin full of scooter learning and a savings account full to the brim with dirty dirty money it was just a case of test driving a few different death traps lawnmowers ponies scooters for to make choice.

Then Ben-from-the-telly did a speaky on the phone. He had a second hand Retro in and it was about half the price of a new one because it had many many many kilometres on it. Stacked vertically reaching into the heavens I presume. Or perhaps kilometres in it. Done to it.

I asked the Internet how long a 50cc 2 stroke engine should last and received a range of opinion. Turns out that replacing a couple of bits makes it new and it isn’t that difficult or expensive. I was still a little un-convinced but Alana decided to trust Ben. He was on the telly once after all. (I was on TV once and I wouldn’t recommend trusting me as far as you could throw me – which isn’t far cos I am a fair bit bigger than you).

This Saturday morning before I was awake and breakfasted Alana disappeared and came back with the machine pictured above. TV’s Ben done did her a deal on her pink head protector but didn’t have in stock any bright pink non-leather (Alana is an idiot vegetarian) jackets. This had to be ordered on the phone from some place in NSW and should be arriving by courier today.

I have to admit the thing looks pretty cool and it seems to suit Alana pretty well. She went on some practice rides on the weekend and feels it is just a case of building up some confidence. Despite being a complete whack job behind the wheel of a car* she is taking this very seriously and promises me she will not try to pull any wheelies or fall in with the bikies.

I was feeling fairly calm about the whole thing, despite several of my good friends predicting doom, until this morning.

We left for work at the same time and had to go the same way for a bit. Her on the Scooter me in the Yaris. I was terrified the whole time. I was sure every other vehicle on the road was going to swerve, lunge and otherwise attempt to squish my wife into the tarmac. When I think about it now she seemed to be doing fine. A couple of wobbles starting and stopping and standing still at the lights looked a little uncomfortable. A couple of weeks driving into work and I am sure she will well and truly have the hang of it.

You wouldn’t catch me on one. Not even for money. Not even for cake.

*whack jobbery perhaps exaggerated for funny.

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Dubber and Spoons Take the Bus

Have you ever been part of a Podcasting duo? Funny you should ask, because yes.

Back in England in 2005 I worked at the same University as Dubber. I was a video technician and I think at that point in time he was pretending to teach radio. He was involved with a research project about online music which I ended up doing the purchasing for. Intrigued by the shopping list – a pile of various MP3 players, Apple Mac’s and other technological delights – I became interested and got involved with the project.

What happened in my days as a nearly-academic-almost-a-researcher is probably worthy of an entirely separate post. It has awesome cool toys, research papers, a book, a trip to Amsterdam and a whole bucket of spending time with some amazingly clever people. For now I will just say that our research led us to think about podcasting and to help us understand it we started a podcast.

The premise for Dubber and Spoons Take the Bus was simple, we got the same bus home everyday and spent most of the journey talking. We started recording our conversations and we put them online.

In the beginning it was all quite techy while we figured out the relationship between the blog, RSS feed, server, podcatcher and device and I don’t think we ever really expected people to listen.

Once we got the talking about podcasting mostly out of our systems the conversation moves from movies and tv to music and buying records to media studies, research and beer. Catch phrases and recurring jokes happened almost organically and the occasional guest podcaster made an appearance.

The humour, HAH, is mostly based on me deliberately misunderstanding Dubber’s New Zealand accent. Best example would be Best Eel Day. Put this episode in your ears:

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It has the misunderstanding Dubber right at the beginning but sneakily isn’t on a bus.

For some reason, still possibly unexplained, people did listen. Literally tens of people. Download stats on the files may have indicated listeners, or at least downloads, in the hundreds at various times.

We were featured in The Guardian, see here, on a top 8 list of podcasts that included Ricky Gervais.

The BBC joined us on one of our journeys to interview us for a feature on podcasting (clicky) and a fan from Canadia come all the way to the UK to guest on the show. Click ME

The audio files of the show, which ran for a 36 episode first season and a 9 episode second season (before suddenly stopping), have been sitting on my computer un-used for years now. The original blogger blog had dead links to all the shows so I decided to create an archive.

You can find it here:

http://thebuscast.com/

Most of the shows apart from some early episodes and the end of season 1 are available.

If you are really really bored and have a spare 20-40 mins one day then pick a random show and have a listen. I never understood the appeal myself, but who knows YOU may be one of the nut jobs that would have subscribed to and enjoyed the buscast!

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